I spent $120,000 and four years learning the ins and outs of my own native language. I am therefore qualified to say: English is terrible.

Proposal Season is in full swing. Super subtle hints like “You know what a good present would be? A ring” are starting to show up in PMs. But with rings come questions. I have answers.

Everyone who’s been through a breakup knows the five stages of grief. Judging by her albums, Taylor Swift has been taking the last seven-odd years to recover from a single breakup. reputation is stage Anger.

What are inventions for if not to help you find a relationship as lazily as possible?

Brace yourself: Summer is coming.

Biology is catching up to technology. Or maybe it's the other way around.

Freedom of expression through donuts is a beautiful thing.

If you're a techy entrepreneur looking for a new project, may I present 4% of the entire US population as your untapped audience.

Somebody, please. Do something so we can travel affordably without being violated.

You’ve been waiting all week for this.

Amazon, Google, iTunes, Pandora, Spotify. Choose one and label yourself.

What if it happened again, on a weekend??

Facebook finally came through.

The problem was with USPS. They were the only ones who didn’t help.

I could buy this thing in five minutes for $5, or I could make it myself for $20 and hours of work. Or I could buy it.

Pay someone else to do it.

The youths need more culture.

Life is exhausting enough as it is. Leisure shouldn’t be too.

Do we need another generation of FitBit, or do we need cloth that adjusts to external temperature?

You don’t have to drive for Lyft or Uber, but you should use it.