We need an app that goes through the “keys, wallet, phone” routine as soon as you put your hand on the door handle.

We could have been in on so much drama.

Good luck.

Let me know if this works so I know for future reference.

Shopping for young adults is harder than shopping for your mother-in-law.

Are you still a Scrooge if you help someone with as little effort as possible?

If you thought social etiquette was complicated for Jane Austen, you haven’t adequately submerged yourself in millennial culture yet.