F. Scott Fitzgerald wanted to protect it, and Hitler wanted to tear it down, both for the same reason: It’s liberating.

You want the UN to do something about it? We’ll be here a while.

Do these eight things, all the opposite of what Naomi Watts does in the show, and you’ll be set.

Amazon’s gain is… also my gain.

Contrary to polls and anecdotes, reading is not going away, and the Young People do read like they used to. And that would have been a terrible thing a century ago. And the century before that. And all the way back to when Socrates was ranting against books.

“People these days, looking at their phones all the time” is the new “People these days, reading their novels all the time.”

If you walk into a startup and see mostly men, at least one of whom is wearing a baseball hat, and a table in the middle of the office being used for ping pong, you have entered a Bro Co. and should leave immediately.

After years of staring at screens, young adults are seeking out jobs that let us work with our hands again.

Her hair was always perfect, she had eyeliner, she ran in thigh-high heeled boots, and she delayed the mission to gush over a baby. As far as I can tell, that’s the definition of a goddess.

It still doesn’t compare to pre-9/11 flying, but it’s almost bearable now.

I am not a cat person, but I will accept fluffy nose boops on a coffee date.

I went to the Rickmobile’s first stop, thinking I was one of the few who knew about it. So did everyone else.

Do you want your grocery store to make you feel fancy, or efficient?

Yes, the Revolution was about politics and religion and envy and many other things. But the spark was primal: Hunger, from being taxed literally to death.

I told my non-coffee drinking boyfriend I was going to bring caffeinated tea with me when I visited him to make up for the lack of coffee. “Addict,” he responded. But science — and I — said he was wrong.

Coco Chanel. Karl Lagerfeld. AI. We’ve been relying on computers to give us deeper, broader, faster knowledge of what people want for a long time now. Why not apply this same logic to fashion?

We’re just living in it.

I’m glad businesses have to compete with each other via marketing to win my money.

You’re not yourself when you’re hangry.

“You see, but you do not observe,” Sherlock complains to Watson — and us — constantly.