Proposal Season is in full swing. Super subtle hints like “You know what a good present would be? A ring” are starting to show up in PMs. But with rings come questions. I have answers.

What are inventions for if not to help you find a relationship as lazily as possible?

Brace yourself: Summer is coming.

Biology is catching up to technology. Or maybe it's the other way around.

If you're a techy entrepreneur looking for a new project, may I present 4% of the entire US population as your untapped audience.

Somebody, please. Do something so we can travel affordably without being violated.

You’ve been waiting all week for this.

Amazon, Google, iTunes, Pandora, Spotify. Choose one and label yourself.

What if it happened again, on a weekend??

Facebook finally came through.

The problem was with USPS. They were the only ones who didn’t help.

The youths need more culture.

Life is exhausting enough as it is. Leisure shouldn’t be too.

Do we need another generation of FitBit, or do we need cloth that adjusts to external temperature?

You don’t have to drive for Lyft or Uber, but you should use it.

We need an app that goes through the “keys, wallet, phone” routine as soon as you put your hand on the door handle.

We could have been in on so much drama.

Good luck.

Shopping for young adults is harder than shopping for your mother-in-law.

If you thought social etiquette was complicated for Jane Austen, you haven’t adequately submerged yourself in millennial culture yet.